17. Florida. Lesbian. Junior.
legalmexican:

heteroh:

Is that really the only option I want to fight him

D list though

legalmexican:

heteroh:

Is that really the only option I want to fight him

D list though

(via shouldnt)

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8 hours ago
foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

(via wifipasswords)

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8 hours ago

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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8 hours ago

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(via orgasm)

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8 hours ago
princessmalta:

stoner-in-disguise:

andthesorcerersstoned:


jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

Yeah like the fact that at Starbucks I can’t show my tattoos (I do anyways) because it takes away from the “custom experience”
I still make banging lattes with or without the sleeve


Amen. I don’t ever have a natural hair color on my head and people don’t to give me a chance based on that and I’m truely a hard worker. After I get a job my boss gets just as into my hair as me!!

I have blue hair, let me work for you

princessmalta:

stoner-in-disguise:

andthesorcerersstoned:

jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

Yeah like the fact that at Starbucks I can’t show my tattoos (I do anyways) because it takes away from the “custom experience”

I still make banging lattes with or without the sleeve

Amen. I don’t ever have a natural hair color on my head and people don’t to give me a chance based on that and I’m truely a hard worker. After I get a job my boss gets just as into my hair as me!!

I have blue hair, let me work for you

(via cantweall-justgetabong)

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19 hours ago
thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs, via easierwithoutpermission)

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20 hours ago

internetexplorers:

aksuss:

internetexplorers:

DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE

and I’m going to be an engineer! jeez

that’s a very fascinating piece of information thank u

(via phobias)

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20 hours ago

profanities:

clareer:

doctorinternet:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

(Source: forgofamilyforgofriendsx, via pierce-the-sirens-at-the-horizon)

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20 hours ago

nnaffettss:

omg the little wiggle 

(Source: youtube.com, via sextnoise)

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20 hours ago

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

image

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via gnarly)

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20 hours ago
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